marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
Well it’s not like he’s gonna date his sister
why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
